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"Magnet Performing Arts School"
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Song Information
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"Magnet Performing Arts School" is a song performed by Principal Skinner.
Lyrics[edit]
- In my dream there's a theater.
- A theater so cool.
- They'll turn this dump.
- Into a magnet arts school.
- No testing to standardize,
- When all the kids are "dolls" and "guys".
- Academic benchmarks cannot be exacting,
- When all you teach is dance and acting.
- If the baseball team's on a 12-game slide,
- We're not athletes, that's a point of pride.
- All you need is just one famous grad,
- An Idina Menzel or even one Josh Gad.
- No more STEM classes,
- For this wide-eyed fool.
- Only fails and passes when this dump becomes,
- A magnet performing arts school!
Reprise[edit]
- My dream of a theater,
- Has turned out so cool.
- The moment has come for my magnet,
- Performing arts school.