Fear of Flying/Quotes
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- Pilot: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?"
- Homer: "Yes."
- Pilot: "Ha-ha. You fly boys crack me up."
- Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!"
- Pilot: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"
- Homer: "Bart, where's my wallet?"
- (Bart pulls Homer's wallet out of his own pocket)
- Bart: "Right here, Dad!"
- Homer: "Thank you!"
- Homer has been banned from Moe's Tavern, a portly man wearing a top hat and good suit enters Moe's Tavern. He looks remarkably like Homer, except he has a long mustache
- Man: Good evening, may I trouble you for a beer?
- Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer!
- Man: Who could Homer be? My name is Guy Incognito. I...AUGH!
- Guy Incognito is pummelled and tossed out of Moe's Tavern, where he lies unconscious on the street. Homer is walking by and stops to see Guy Incognito bears a striking resemblance to him
- Homer: " (Gasps) Oh my God! This man is my exact double! (Gasps) That dog has a puffy tail!" Homer runs off to chase dog
- Norm: "Woody, gimme a beer."
- Woody: "I think you had enough, Mr.Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home anymore."
- Norm: "Just gimme another beer, you brain dead hick! I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!"
