Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes
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< Homer's Barbershop Quartet
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- Mayor Quimby: Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!
- George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) It's been done.
- (Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)
- Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
- Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
- Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
- Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay.
- (Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
- Homer: I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(winks) Tons.
- Man in Crowd: This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (Jumps into River)
- Homer: I meant the statue.
- (Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)
- Sarah Wiggum: Clancy, use the remote.
- Abe: That's my son up there!
- Jasper: What, the balding fatass?
- Abe: Uh, no, the Hindu guy.
- Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
- (The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)
- Barney: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it.
