Frumpy Beat U.S.A.
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Frumpy Beat U.S.A.
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Magazine Information
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Frumpy Beat U.S.A. is a celebrity magazine.
History[edit]
Grampa had fallen asleep whilst reading it.
Stories[edit]
Stories in the magazine include:
- William Demarest: "Acid Just Makes Me Angrier!
- John McGiver: How to Talk to Chicks
- How Alice Pearce Blew Her Mind!
- Greasy! Freaky! Insane! Frances Bavier
- Shirley Booth: "I Ain't Burnin' a Perfectly Good $3 Brassiere!"
- No Heavy Love Trip for Maudie Prickett & James Westerfield
- Joe Flynn Admits His Wild Hang-Ups!
- Reta Shaw's Groovy Foundation Undergarments
- A Sneak Peek at Edward Andrews' Wallet!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
Frumpy Beat U.S.A. is a fake magazine created by Cris Shapan. It is based on the real Freak Out, U.S.A. magazine.
