He Who Controls the Donuts, Controls the World/Quotes

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Waylon Smithers: Here you go, sir. The last of the baked goods.

Mr. Burns: Ah, yes. Food always tastes best when you've deprived someone else of it.

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Dowager: Monty... I thought it was entertaining to mock our downsized employees...

Mr. Burns: Yes, but it's my party. I should be making the playful japes.

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Mr. Burns: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you in here today.

Homer: Are you giving us all a pony?

Mr. Burns: Do you see any ponies?

Homer: Sometimes there are surprise ponies...

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Marge: I'm going to miss Springfield.

Homer: You won' think that when you're bathing in maple syrup and eating back bacon, Marge. I keep thinking I;m forgetting something, though...

Marge: Maybe it's that we should say goodbye to the home that's held this family since it began...?

Homer: That's not it.

Smithers: Simpson, do you realize you've tied your father to the roof?

Homer: That's it.

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Bart: If we're going to be illegal immigrants, then I'm changing my name. From now on, I'm Dre P. Wiener.

Lisa: Then I'm Emily Murphy, Canada's pioneer feminist and the first lady magistrate in the British Empire.

Homer: And I'll go by Bart Simpson.

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Lisa: Measles, mumps, flu, and rubella shots on the same day?

Bart: Tomorrow is monkey pox, rabies, tetanus... Stupid Canadian medicine keeping us healthy.

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Lisa: I mean, everything goes back to normal after a few days. We do this all the time.

Bart: Move to Alaska, win a million dollar lottery, it all goes back to normal when the adventure is over...

Lisa: ...Right?

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Mr. Burns: Smithers! These fellows aren't practicing cannibals, are they?

Smithers: They might be. Let me look it up on Wikipedia.

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Smithers: You're not here yo arrest Mr. Burns for hiring illegals, are you?

Chief Wiggum: We're not allowed to. The law only punishes foreigners, as far as I know.