That's Hairable!/Quotes
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- Bart: Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!
- Milhouse: Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?
- Martin: I believe we all just hit puberty.
- Edna Krabappel: Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.
- Bart: I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadow! What's the deal, Frinky?
- Professor Frink: Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.
- Sound: Plink!
- Bart: Ow!
- Professor Frink: Just as I suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.
- Bart: So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kinda fishy.
- Professor Frink: Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.
- Bart: Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!
- Principal Skinner: Oh, really?
- Willie: You're up, Laddie!
- Bart: But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! They're my trademark!
- Bart: That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your mustache... be a smooth face, like me!
- Milhouse: Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.
