The Simpsons Au Naturel!/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer?!? You better come out here!
- Homer: Huh? Marge! I'm trying to take a show-wa-wa-whoa! Naked lady!
- Marge: Why do I get the feeling we aren't at the camp Lisa wanted to go to?
- Homer: Well...
- Lindsay Naegle: Why wouldn't Lisa want to come here? Camp Au Naturel is the highest-rated nudist resort in the Springfield-Shelbyville area!
- Homer: Check it out! I'm Adam! Wanne be my Eve? Rrowl!
- Marge: Homie!
- Lisa: Uh.. Dad? That's not a fig leaf. That's poison ivy.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Bart: Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Homer: I'm gonna go ask Dr. Hibbert to write me a note, so I can work naked at the nuclear plant!
- Selma Bouvier: I didn't know they had whale-watching at this dump.
- Patty Bouvier: Himph!
- Homer: The gruesome twosome naked!
- Selma: Take a picture, pervert.
- Patty: It'll last longer.
- Homer: Clothes good. Naked bad. Layers good. More clothes. No skin. No Patty. No Selma.
