Flu Shot/Quotes
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- Marge: It's time to get your flu shots!
- Lisa: Oh no! Needles?! But you said it was "Free Candy Day!"
- Bart: You sold us out, mom! If we can't trust you, who can we trust?
- Marge: I'm sorry but it's for you own good.
- Bart: We're getting jabbed with a needle for no reason. I want my wounds and injuries to count for something... Like getting an alligator bite or being shot by a laser.
- Nelson: Did you say you wanted a wound?
- Bart: Oh c'mon. It's a just a little needle. How bad can it be?
- Lisa: How bad can it be?
- Bart: [GROAN] I feel awful. [COUGH] [HACK] I wish I had gooten that flu shot. Where is everyone going?
- Marge: Today really is "Free Candy Day" at Candyopolis, but now that you have the flu, you have to stay home in bed. Sorry.
- Lisa: I feel bad for you, Bart. I really, really do!
