Career Day (Bart Simpson 99)/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: Milhouse van Houten you seem like the type of child who could use proof that his life is going somewhere come up on stage.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh boy!
- Principal Skinner: What's your ideal job, Milhouse?
- Milhouse: Well, I've wanted to work with dolphins ever since my dad took me to children of divorce day at the Springfield Aquarium.
- Lisa: I'm a scientist! Great! I'll be making new discoveries and creating a better future for—Oh no! Is that a lab bunny?
- Mr. Fuzzytail: Don't worry, Lisa, I'm not a lab animal! I'm your superintelligent, genetic hybrid, lab assistant, Mr. Fuzzytail!
- Lisa: Oh, thanks goodness! I have s strong moral objection to animal testing.
- Lisa: It's a little suspicious that Milhouse and I are both destined to work for Krustyburger and that they just happen to be the career day sponsor!
- Principal Skinner: There will be no sullying of the Krustyburger name because of a random coincidence! Back you your seat!
- Professor Frink: Besides, there's a place for everyone at Krustyburger! They told me so when they funded my research.
- Lisa: Hey! There's a sign on that fence that says "Future home of Krustyburger #2572"" This isn't educational at all!
- Principal Skinner: Heh, heh!
- Nelson Muntz: If I don't even watch ads on the TV shows I illegally download at home, I'm certainly not gonna start watching them at school!
- Principal Skinner: Ah, still behind the old desk. Nice and sturdy like a matronly woman's legs. Wait... what's this? 2050?! But I was supposed toi retire decades ago! How can this be?
- Professor Frink: You lost the Krustyburger sponsorship after you made me remove their career day programming. Between that and the budget cuts, your pay has been reduced dramatically! Mathematically speaking, you'll never be able to retire.
- Principal Skinner: Nnnoooooo!!
