Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)"

Song Information Singers: Benedict Cumberbatch Yeardley Smith Characters: Quilloughby Lisa Simpson Length: Episode: 0:40 Extended: 1:16 Writer(s): Music: Bret McKenzie Lyrics: Tim Long Appearance(s): "Panic on the Streets of Springfield"

"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)" is a song by Quilloughby and Lisa Simpson.

Lyrics

Episode version

Quilloughby:

Every day I try to smile,

But can't help but frown.

Every day I draw my bath,

And pray I will drown.

I step out my door and I take a deep breath.

Turn back inside and pray for my death.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Lisa:

Possibly me.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Oh, everyone is horrid,

Quilloughby:

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Ohhh.

Extended version

Quilloughby:

Every day I try to smile,

But can't help but frown.

Every day I draw my bath,

And pray I will drown.

I step out my door and I take a deep breath.

Turn back inside and pray for my death.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Oh, everyone is horrid,

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Lisa:

Does everyone always,

Make you so weary?

Quilloughby:

Let me tell you a tale,

To answer your query.

In Manchester the people were loyal and kind,

And I hated them. (Someone should've subjected them)

They lack subtlety and nuance,

I definitely knew once I was five.

There was no point to their lives.

'Cause everyone is horrid,

Except me and possibly you.

Lisa:

Possibly me.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Oh, everyone is horrid,

Quilloughby:

And my dear,

I fear you are, too.

Quilloughby and Lisa:

Ohhh.

Appearances

• Episode – "Panic on the Streets of Springfield"