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Rainer Wolfcastle: The Ab-muset is the number one workout not recommended by fitness expert's. And the only one to be endorsed by genetically modified fitness monkeys.
Marge: You know, with bake sale season coming up, I could stand to lose a few ponts. The Brouchre says this will be me in three months.
Homer & Bart: Awesome!
Sign: 4 to 6 weeks later...
Lisa: Whoa, mom! You've really worked up a swet.
Marge: You wouldn't think it whould be that hard to put togheter.
Lisa: It sure dosen't look very safe.
Marge: You know what they say, honey! "No pain, no gain!"
Sign: Moments later...
Marge: The pain!!! The agonising pain!!!
Dr. Hibbert: Take two a day and you should be back on your feet in no time.
Marge: Thanks, Doc. It's too bad there's nothinkg you can prescirbe to protect people from shoody merchadise.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh there is, but I'm afraid your inburance doesen't cover it. Ah-hee-hee-heee!