Skinner's Evil Plan
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"Skinner's Evil Plan"
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Song Information
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Skinner's Evil Plan is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.
Lyrics
Episode version
- Seymour Skinner:
- I'm so happy with my evil plan.
- Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
- Soon we will have the perfect school!
- Where fun and excitement never start!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm so drunk I could barely see!
- But it helps me get through another day!
- My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
- I've got to go puke in some hay!
- Bart:
- Lisa is a fool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- I think the rules are cool!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm fallin' in the pool!
Album version
- Seymour Skinner:
- I'm so happy with my evil plan.
- Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
- Soon we will have the perfect school!
- Where fun and excitement never start!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm so drunk I could barely see!
- But it helps me get through another day!
- My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
- I've got to go puke in some hay!
- Bart:
- Lisa is a fool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- I think the rules are cool!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm fallin' in the pool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt?
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?
- Seymour Skinner:
- (chuckles) Forgive me, sir.
- Lisa:
- What have I done?
- Bart:
- What they wanted you to.
- Lisa:
- Skinner betrayed me!
- Bart:
- But a tango takes two.
Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
