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I'm Not in Springfield Anymore!/Quotes

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Groundskeeper Willie to Ned Flanders: That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!
Comic Book Guy, wearing a cheap wizard costume: Does my appearance surprise you?
Bart: A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.
Homer: Look--up in the sky--is it a bird? Is it a plane?
(A bird flies past.)
Marge: It's a bird.
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: You really don't have a brain, do you?
Homer: What about me?
Frink: Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
Homer: Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!
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