Bart vs. the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes

Quotes

Apu: I have not seen such disrespect since I was a boy.

Bart: Look, I'll clean it up and no harm, no foul, no calling my parents. Whaddaya say?

Apu: Spare me the Brahma bull. Here, allow me to show something.

Bart: Oh, I can't wait.

Apu: I was once a rapscallion like you when I was a young boy in India.

Bart: Huh?

Apu: I had absolutely no regerad for the infinity of others.

Apu: You shall see, Mr. Bart. This will be good for you.

Bart: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

Apu: See you tomorrow, Bart. 6 AM sharp.

Bart: Can't wait... to ruin my life.

Ned: Well, hi-diddly-go, early birdarino!

Bart: Shut up, Flanders. I mean shut up, Mr. Flanders.

Apu: You are seven minutes late. Unacceptable.

Bart: You've got to be kidding me... seven minutes?=

Apu: You will just have to stay seven minutes after. No time to dillydally. You are to tmop the entire floor, then wax it.

Bart: Awww....

Cheif Wiggum: Chocolate only, chief? We do have two other flavors, you know.

Apu: Well, I wouldn't want the chocolate to get lonely. I guess I'll get the others, too.

Cheif Wiggum: It's what's best for everyone.

Apu: Hmmm...

Apu: Bart, whats is the matter?

Bart: Thanks, Apu. But no thanks. Maybe someday when I run out of other options.

Apu: Oh, I see.

Bart: It's been fun, Apu. I'll never forget what I learned.

Apu: There goes a lot of potential. I give it a week until he forgets everything I taught him.