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Rev. Lovejoy: Now now, Maude. Three weeks isn't that long for ned to be missing, remember, the lord works in his own time!
Clancy Wiggum: He's right. And experienced junior camper learder could live for weeks in these woods. There's a whole there and most of them aren't all that poisonous!

Ned: Hi-diddly-hq fellow worshippers! Why all the tears and sniffles?
Marge: He's alive!
Rod: Daddy!
Maude: Ned!!!!
Bart: Don't be so sure, mom! He could be a flesh-eating zombie!
Homer: D'oh! I knew it was too good to be true! Does this mean I don't get to keep his motor home?
Marge: Homer, his family still owns that!
Ned: Gee willikers, mi familia! If I knew id'd get this kind of welcome, I'd have gotten lost in the woods before!
Todd: Oh, daddy! We missed you so much!

Sound: Brriing!
Bank cashier: Stop him! Help We've been robbed!
Ned: Okilly-dokilly, everybody! This is a stick-up start singing Lil' Rabbit Foo Foo, and no one will get hurt! And I want the long version!

Bart: [SIGH]... I can't believe my model of male machismo is eating a vegetarian Krusty midway meal!
Rainer Wolfcastle: It's da only way to get da free toy!

Lisa: Well Bart, what do you see?!
Bart: Rainer ha a baild spot!
Rainer Wolfcastle: I shaved it for a role they offered connery!
Bart: [GASP] Uh-oh! I think we're in trouble!
Lisa: What is it, Bart?!
Rainer Wolfcastle: Do you see Maria?
Bart: My face is carved into the grass!! And not in a flattering way! But what does all this have to do with me?!


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