Ralph Wiggum's Day Off/Quotes
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- Ralph: Mom autographed my report card! I'm a happy boy!
- Sarah Wiggum: Ralph! Wait! Your forot your lunch! Oh, never mind..
- Ralph (singing): Happy happy fun fun... my future is present, the past is one! Hello, hello!
- Kent Brockman: You must be that singing telegram I ordered. Note to self: Investigate "Tele-Grammys" for child labor law violations. You know the drill. Anrie Pie, "Happy Birthday," yada yada.
- Ralph: Hi! Everybody! My name is Ralph! Spinning clouds make dizzy rain! Ha ha ha!
- Kent Brockman: This just in: Young boy impersonates venerable news anchor. More on hat after our station break.
- Ralph: Bye, everybody!
- Clancy Wiggum: Ralph, how did you get out here? Why aren't you at school?
- Ralph: There's no school in today's future!
- Clancy Wiggum: Eh, it's not like I never hooked a class or two. Let's go home and have your mom fix us lunch!
- Ralph: Yay!