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US of A Today

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US of A Today
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Newspaper Information


US of A Today is an American newspaper.

History

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Homer read the newspaper at the breakfast table, and told the family about an eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate. Lisa told him then that she thinks this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King. Homer claims that this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine.

Stories

  • "America's favorite pencil"
  • A story about Lucille Botzcowski
  • A story involving a baseball player

Appearances