Father Knows Worst/Quotes

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Oscar Wilde: "Homer, there are only two tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

Homer: "But that makes no sense."

Oscar Wilde: "Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes."
Homer: "Shut up!"

Oscar Wilde: "These days, man knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

Homer: "Whatever happened to BOO?!"