Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes

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	Season 1 Episode Quotes
← 012 "Krusty Gets Busted"	013 "Some Enchanted Evening"	"Bart Gets an F" →

[Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern]

Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Is Oliver there?

Moe: Who?

Bart: Oliver Klozoff.

Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!

[Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter. Marge picks up the phone]

Moe: Listen, you nosey bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

Marge: Goodness! Must be a crossed wire.

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[Marge picks up the phone again and dials the babysitting service]

Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.

Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.

Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?

[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]

Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!

[Receptionist slams the phone and continues writing, phone rings seconds later]

Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.

Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.

Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?

Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.

Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.

Homer: [angrily] D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

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Moe: Phone call for Al. Al Caholic. Is there an Al Caholic here?

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[Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]

Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.

Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.