Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

Support (1)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

2

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

1. Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

3

"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson

Neutral (1)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

4

Ralph is singing "I'll tell you what you want" while using the urinal"

"Ralph, are you finished yet"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum

Comments

• This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

Support (1)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

6

"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum