Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes

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(Marge dials the babysitting service))

Receptionist: Rubber Baby Buggie Bumper Babysitting Service.

Marge: This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.

Receptionist: Wait a minute. The Simpsons?

(Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.)

Receptionist: Lady you've got to be kidding!

(Receptionist slams the phone, continues writing, phone rings seconds later)

Receptionist: Rubber baby buggie bumper babysitting service.

Homer: Hello, this is Mr. Ssssamson.

Receptionist: Did your wife just call a second ago?

Homer: No, I said Samson, not Simpson.

Receptionist: Thank God! Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.

Homer: (angrily) D'oh! Actually the Simpsons are neighbors of ours and we found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

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(Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern)

Moe: Moe’s Tavern.

Bart: Is Oliver there?

Moe: Who?

Bart: Oliver Klozoff.

Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!

(Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter.)

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(Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the “Baby-sitter Bandit” on the news.)

Homer: Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.

Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.