Armour Hot Dogs Song
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"Armour Hot Dogs Song"
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Song Information
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"Armour Hot Dogs Song" is the jingle for Armour Brand Hot Dogs.
History
During Maggie's first birthday party, Jacqueline Bouvier recalled a song-and-dance routine Bart and Lisa had performed years earlier. At Abe Simpson's insistence, the two reluctantly reenacted it, singing the Armour Hot Dogs jingle while Abe accompanied them on harmonica. The family joined in, and Homer even walked by carrying an Armour Hot Dogs sign. Afterwards, Lisa complained that her family seemed to know only advertising songs.
Lyrics
- Bart and Lisa:
- Hot dogs, armour hot dogs,
- Abe:
- Sing it like you mean it! [plays harmonica]
- Bart and Lisa:
- What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
- Bart:
- Fat kids!
- Lisa:
- Skinny kids!
- Bart:
- Kids who climb on rocks!
- Lisa::
- Tough kids!
- Bart:
- Sissy kids!
- Milhouse:
- Even kids with chicken pox
- Everyone:
- Love hot dogs,
- Armour hot dogs,
- The dogs...kids...love...to...bite!
- Lisa:
- Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?
- Everyone:
- I feel like Chicken Tonight,
- Like Chicken Tonight,
- Like Chicken Tonight...
Appearances
Behind the Laughter
The song is based on a real advertising jingle for Armour Hot Dogs, a real American hot dog brand. The commercial became very famous in the United States and was widely remembered by people who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s.
