Welcome to Geriatric Park

Welcome to Geriatric Park

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXXII Internal name(s): WelcomeToGeriatricPark ID(s): 249001 - 249005 Previous quest(s): Everyone Old Is Old Again Next quest(s): American Holiday

Welcome to Geriatric Park is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs. Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much. That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews… *pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash. Er…uh…permit granted! Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115). If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Stash the Cash". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park". The job takes place at The Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process? You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law! Um…er…it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield. Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses. Tourist drunks? They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved! I already approved them. I just wanted to feel like a big man. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Geriatric Park Burns

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs. Ugh…old people! Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs? No, definitely not…probably not…maybe…uh, no more questions! Grampa, are you going to stay here? Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune? All day and all night. I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES! *sigh* Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155). Task: "Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If any Seniors are owned: Task: "Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Geriatric Park Front Gate

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino! What are you doing here?! Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up. Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists. I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir. Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing. *evil laugh* Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x115). Task: "Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids! Just an eensie-weensie couple. I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it. The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve. Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes. *sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Geriatric Park Helicopter

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy! Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me? Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold! Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x155). If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Present Grampasaurus". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome,Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours. I give you: Grampasaurus! Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now? No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal! I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus! You fool! You made it intelligent! There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject. What time does the five o'clock news come on again? Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Geriatric Park Exploration Pods

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season! Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure. But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself! I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train. Task: "Collect Fossil Skulls" (x195). Task: "Capture Dinosaurs" (x15). If Grampasaurus is owned: Task: "Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming". The job takes place at Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Cretaceous Park, Control Building, Cooling Towers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP! Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP! You really didn't see this coming? Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming. *tries on Frink's glasses* *moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Geriatric Park Visitors Center

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII quests
Everyone Old Is Old Again • Welcome to Geriatric Park • This Means Dino War • The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert • Better Fighting Through Science • American Holiday
Geriatric Park Burns	The Cantankerous Curator
Grampasaurus	The Dinosaur in the Room
Bionaut Marge	The Incredible Shrinking Heroine
Panther Marge	Catch Scratch Fervor
Comic Book Ram	A Satyrical Sabbatical
Mecha-Chalmers	Mech-ing a Difference
Sentient Lard Lad Statue	Absolutely Crushing It
Over Under Beast	Nurture of the Beast
Test Subject Bart	Testing, Testing