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The Bionic Boy
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| The Bionic Boy
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Bionic Boy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All This Jazz content update. It requires Tic Tock Simpson to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?
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You're looking slick, Downbeat.
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Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—
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Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.
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*sigh* Okay…Downbeat it is.
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Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?
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Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!
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What's up, Daddy-Os?
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Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.
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Don't forget the skibbity-scats.
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You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.
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Mary Jane?
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No, money!
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I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.
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Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome…
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Please, Bart.
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Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.
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You only ever want Krusty Burger…and I'm a vegetarian.
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I keep telling you, fries are a food group.
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| Task: "Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies". The job takes 4 hours.
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So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?
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Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.
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Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?
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I would prefer not to say.
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He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.
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That's why my teeth look like this.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.
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Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.
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I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. *cracks a walnut*
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Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?
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They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.
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I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.
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A benefit concert?! Outta sight!
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*down low* In the pocket!
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No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.
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So what do we do?
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It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her…
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| Task: "Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.
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Whoa, I love when bridges do that!
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I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.
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$50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.
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Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.
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But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.
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Bionic prosthetics?
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And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!
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Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.
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Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!
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Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.
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And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.
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| Task: "Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.
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Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!
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*chuckles* All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.
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Okay, signed.
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Where'd you come from?
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Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.
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None of that was routine.
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Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.
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Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.
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Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.
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Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.
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*jar shatters*
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You must have loosened it.
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| Task: "Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!
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With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?
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I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! *drum smashes*
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Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!
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*chuckles* Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?
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Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!
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*scribbling notes* Wants to kill patient…knows what a syringe is…fascinating stuff.
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| Task: "Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.
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I don't think I've learned anything.
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Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.
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Physically and figuratively.
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Right on.
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Indubitably.
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In the pocket.
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Boogie Woogie.
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You really need to have the last word don't ya?
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Ab-so-lute-ly!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the TV series The Bionic Woman.
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