| Holidays of Future Past
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Holidays of Future Past is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holidays of Future Past content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
If Retired Homer is owned: After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark
If Retired Homer is not owned: After completing Homer for the Holidays
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The fifty-one weeks of the Christmas season are over!
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I’ve gotta clean the house so I can hang the New Year’s Eve decorations for a few hours before putting the Christmas stuff back up.
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Not so fast, Homie. I still have the last of the Christmas Duffs to drink!
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Don’t worry, Dad, I’ll help you -- after I hang with my friends at the hoverboard park.
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I would help, but I’ve got to get down to the Robo-Homer factory.
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One of my workers accidentally typed “ROB-O-HOMER” and the assembly line is making robots that mug people.
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Task: "Collect Holiday Decorations" (x50).
If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Clean Up the House". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Clean Up the House". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: Task: "Make Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Drink and Watch Daytime TV". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Run His Company". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is owned: Task: "Make Mooch Bart Run His Company". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Go Hoverboarding With the Cool Kids". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Homie, you’re working too hard, I’m worried about you!
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It’s not so bad, Marge. When people call it “back-breaking labor”, they’re just being-- *CRACK*
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Never mind.
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We can’t go on like this! You and Bart work too hard, Lisa cares more about being cool than being with her family, and I’m a drunk mess!
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You’re right! When we decided to better ourselves all those years ago, we ruined our lives.
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Let’s make resolutions right now to reverse our old resolutions. New New Year’s Resolution Resolutions!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
South Pole
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Pt. 2
If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: After completing Pt. 1
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You relax and drink the rest of the Christmas Duffs. You only have to finish off these two cases. I’ll take care of the cleaning.
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I used to polish off two cases in my sleep!
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Which wasn’t good, since I did most of my sleeping while driving.
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Hmm, the instructions for this Robo-Homer Home-Cleaning Robot are complicated. Does this button start it?
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MUST… TERMINATE… SIMPSONS!
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D’oh!
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Task: "Collect Holiday Decorations" (x100).
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: Task: "Make Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Flee Murderous Robo-Homer". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Have Adverse Reaction to Sober-Up Pills". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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I’m glad the charge ran out of that robot so fast. But I'm mad our son makes such a crappy product!
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Ugh, too much beer. I better take some of Marge’s Sober-Up pills. Wait, this doesn’t feel right…
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I don’t feel so good.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The Lofts at Springfield Elementary
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Pt. 3
If Mooch Bart is owned: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
If Mooch Bart is not owned: After completing Pt. 2
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Mom and Dad gave up on their resolutions? They didn’t raise us to be quitters!
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Those resolutions are the only thing our family has ever stuck to. Remember when we all went on the “paleo diet”?
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Eating like cavemen, what were we thinking?! Pass me one of those genetically modified glowing super-grapes.
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Maybe Mom and Dad are onto something. We were a lot happier back then…
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The only thing I had to worry about was detention from Skinner. Now I have to worry about eviction notices from Skinner.
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I’m going to go back to the way I used to be too! Hard work, no friends, and crippling anxiety, here I come!
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Task: "Collect Holiday Decorations" (x100).
If Mooch Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard". The job takes place at the Springfield Skate Park or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is owned: Task: "Make Mooch Bart Embarrass Himself Trying to Hoverboard". The job takes place at the Springfield Skate Park or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Accidentally Set Factory On Fire". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Lisa, I told you that’s not how the assembly controls work!
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Get bent, twerp!
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Wow, you’re talking to me again!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Heathrow Teleportation Departures
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Pt. 4
If President Lisa is owned: After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark
If President Lisa is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
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I accidentally set Bart’s factory on fire. The old me never would’ve let that happen…
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Those robots are short-circuiting and burning people’s houses down, so you actually did a good thing.
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Still, I can’t believe I’ve changed so much.
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Why don’t you try reading a good book like you used to? Here, I found this in the attic.
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“Necronomicon”? I don’t remember my books being so old or evil-sounding, but I’ll give it a shot!
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I’m going to do some real cleaning – I know, I'll dust Homer’s bottle rocket ships! What could go wrong?
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Task: "Collect Holiday Decorations" (x250).
If President Lisa is not owned: Task: "Make Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If President Lisa is owned: Task: "Make President Lisa Accidentally Summon Cthulhu". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is not owned: Task: "Make Marge Accidentally Break Homer’s Bottle Rocket Ships". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
If Empty-Nest Marge is owned: Task: "Make Empty-Nest Marge Accidentally Break Homer’s Bottle Rocket Ships". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House or Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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My bottle rocket ships!
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Relax, I just emptied out some new bottles for ya! *burp!*
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Why the hell am I back in this dump?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Ultranet
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Pt. 5
If Mooch Bart is owned: After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark
If Mooch Bart is not owned: After completing Pt. 4
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Face facts, Dad, we’ve changed too much to turn back into our old selves!
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I’m not giving up. If anyone can help me quit quitting drinking, it’s the gang at Moe’s!
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Yeah! And now that we’re here, I’ll tag the side of the building, just like old times!
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Guess who’s the new bouncer here, pal.
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Aw, crap.
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Task: "Collect Holiday Decorations" (x400).
If Retired Homer is not owned: Task: "Make Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe’s". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Retired Homer is owned: Task: "Make Retired Homer Bum Out Everyone at Moe’s". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is not owned: Task: "Make Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
If Mooch Bart is owned: Task: "Make Mooch Bart Get Beat Up by a Robo-Homer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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Trying to do work is a lot of work! I’m gonna go lie down in my hammock.
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Change is painful!
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I told you we’re fine the way we are! No one ever sticks to resolutions anyway.
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I guess you’re right.
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You guys brought me back for this?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Jiff and Skippy
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