The Land of Chocolate

This article is about the song. For the fictional land, see The Land of Chocolate (location). For the level in The Simpsons Game, see The Land of Chocolate.

"The Land of Chocolate"

Song Information Singers: Phil Hartman Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Characters: Horst Homer Simpson Fritz Length: 1:32 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Dialogue: Jon Vitti Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons Appearance(s): "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"

"The Land of Chocolate" is a song that plays when Homer imagines The Land of Chocolate.

Lyrics

Horst:

You've been safety inspector for two years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?

Homer:

Uh... all of them?'

Horst:

I see. Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well.

Homer:

I sure do!

Fritz:

Such as?

Homer:

Well, ah, I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills... because a lot of workers really like candy.

Horst:

We understand Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate.

Homer:

Mmm. The land of chocolate...

[The Land of Chocolate theme plays]

Homer:

La la la la la...

Fritz:

Mr. Simpson...

Homer:

La la la la la la...

Fritz:

Mr. Simpson...

Homer:

Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate?

Horst:

That was ten minutes ago!

Behind the Laughter

It is the thirty-ninth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It features only speaking parts with no singing.

Appearances

• Episode – "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
• Episode – "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
• Video game – The Simpsons Game
• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers