| Burns Almighty
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Burns Almighty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires New God Mr. Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
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It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
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A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
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Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage…
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Task: "Make Smithers Research Paganism". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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What have you found, Smithers? Report!
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They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon…
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Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
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Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
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Offerings? I like offerings…
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
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Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
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What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
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Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it…
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| Task: "Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue".
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Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
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There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
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I don't think they recognize you.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
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I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
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I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein…
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No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
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Find another way…
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Task: "Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
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Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.
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In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
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Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
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Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
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Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
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Uhhhh…
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| Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns". The job takes 4 hours.
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I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
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I am deeply sorry sir.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
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Well, sir, you're already a god to me…
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I'll get to work.
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Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Think of a Plan B". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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Sir, I have an idea!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
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Then we must give them… spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
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A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
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You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
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Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.
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| Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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Arrgh…
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Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
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God…is…dead.
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Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
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I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the film Bruce Almighty.
