Bart's Friend Falls in Love/Quotes

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Lisa: Mom, Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes could help Dad lower his body fat.

Marge{loudly}: Oh, Lisa, I love your father for who he is.

Marge{whispering}: Lisa, what is the number for the order line?

Marge is making an order

Marge: Hello, I would like to get one of Dr. Monroe's subliminal tapes for my husband.

Telephone operator: Certainly. Do you want to get him the stop smoking, lose weight, learn all your state capitals or hostage negotiation?

Marge suddenly imagines Homer at the airport outside a hijacked plane. He is wearing army fatigues and yelling through a bullhorn

Homer: OK Sabri, listen up! We are ignoring all your demands! Now what do you have to say about that?

Terrorist sticks submachine gun out of plane hatch and guns down Homer. A frightened Marge returns to reality

Marge: Just the lose weight, please.

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