| You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 45 content update. It requires Uter to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Welcome back, Uter!
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So much has changed since you've been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now.
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Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?
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You can't eat them. They're legal tender.
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Well, semi-legal -- legal tender is usually transferable.
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Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead.
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| Task: "Make Uter Enjoy Candy for Breakfast". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!
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What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?
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The children will make fun of me for sure.
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Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!
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Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!
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| Task: "Make Uter Wash Lederhosen". The job takes place at The Hungry Hun and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country -- Hallo, Uter.
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I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home.
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No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!
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Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus.
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But no “learning” today, Uter.
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While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning.
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I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym.
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I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!
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Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in.
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| Task: "Make Uter Attend Sci-Fi Convention". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Wraps of Khan and Chocolate Cookies Of The Fried Kind - this is paradise!
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Uter, you old so and so! I haven't seen you in ages.
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We're way past-due on your last wedgie appointment.
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I'm going to have to do a full bully overhaul – wedgie, swirlie, noogie, maybe even a swonkie.
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If I move my next Haw-Haw appointment, I should be able to squeeze you in…
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…to a locker.
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Please, no! Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate!
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| Task: "Make Uter Run While Full of Chocolate". The job takes 24 hours.
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Out of the vay!
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My nurples must not become purple!
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These conventions are a great place to find social misfits with genius-level IQs for my superweapon project.
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Plus pick up some more slammers for my Pog collection.
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Get back here, nerd!
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Of course, I also usually nab some hired muscle in the process.
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That kid would be a great candidate for my Henchboys to Henchmen program.
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Check in with Hank Scorpio to find out how he lends Nelson a helping hand.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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If I run another step, I will yodel!
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When I get my hands on you, you're getting a beating American-style!
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Oversized portions and no apologies!
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I need a place to hide. A place that is safe, secure…
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…and, hopefully, full of candy.
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| Task: "Make Uter Hide in the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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I believe your bully has gone, young customer. But feel free to continue to eat our imported chocolate…
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…imported from the Shelbyville Discount Candy Emporium.
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Thank you for your hospitality – I shall never nougat it!
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Haha, candy humor. Auf Wiedersehen!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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I don't feel well. It could be a cramp from all that exercise.
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Or perhaps it was that candy-less candy apple I ate earlier. Nature lies about its candy!
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Perhaps I should meet with herr doktor…
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| Task: "Make Uter Visit the Doctor". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 12 hours.
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Do you know what is wrong with me, herr doktor?
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Oh I'm no hair doctor, although I do like to take care of my locks. Heh-Heh-Heh.
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Uter, you have what I call the Rocky of diabetes – types one through seven.
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But you also don't have any American health care, so on your way.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Maybe I should take the advice of my cousins Hansel and Gretel and round out my diet.
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A steady regiment of breadcrumbs and houses!
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Strange, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
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| Task: "Make Uter Have Second Breakfast". The job takes place at The Hungry Hun and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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