Seymour Skinner (song)

"Seymour Skinner"

Song Information Singers: Nancy Cartwright Tress MacNeille Grey Griffin Characters: Bart Simpson Nelson Muntz Dolph Starbeam Martin Prince Length: 0:20 Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music Lyrics: Dan Vebber Appearance(s): "Boyz N the Highlands"

"Seymour Skinner" is a song sung by Nelson Muntz, Bart Simpson, Dolph Starbeam and Martin Prince about Seymour Skinner.

Lyrics

Nelson:

Who still sleeps in Mommy's bed?

Bart/Dolph/Nelson:

Seymour Skinner.

Dolph:

Who wears a toupee on his head?

Bart/Dolph/Nelson:

Seymour Skinner.

Bart:

Who kisses Gary Chalmers' butt?

Bart/Dolph/Nelson:

Seymour Skinner.

Martin:

He does his best with budget cuts.

Seymour... Skinner.

Behind the Laughter

• The song is sung to the tune of The Duckworth Chant (also called "Sound Off"), a classic military marching song.
  • The song was previously parodied as the "Bart's Army Marching Song" in the episode "Bart the General".

Appearances

• Episode – "Boyz N the Highlands"