Bart vs. the One-Man School/Quotes
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- Bart: Aye Carumba!
- Seymour Skinner: Hello, Bart.
- Bart: Skinner?
- Seymour Skinner: Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!
- Agnes Skinner: Seymour! You're a disgrace!
- Seymour Skinner: What is it now, mother?
- Agnes Skinner: Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
- Seymour Skinner: Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
- Agnes Skinner: Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!
- Seymour Skinner: Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
- Edna: Really? How can you afford it?
- Seymour Skinner: By laying you off!
- Bart: This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
- Seymour Skinner: I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
- Bart: What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.
