Kamp Krusty (Medley)

"Kamp Krusty (Medley)"

Song Information Singers: Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta Gene Merlino Characters: Bart Simpson Krusty Crooner Campers Length: 2:19 Writer(s): Original: Jimmy Kennedy Michael Carr Parody lyrics: David M. Stern Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield Appearance(s): "Kamp Krusty"

"Kamp Krusty" (Medley) is a track from Songs in the Key of Springfield. It is the fifteenth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[South of the Border" and "Gracie Films Logo".

Lyrics

South of the Border

Bart:

How could you, Krusty? I never lend my name to an inferior product.

Krusty:

(gasps and sobs) They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!

Bart:

Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel! They forced us to make wallets for export and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

Krusty:

Oh, my God! [sobs harder]

Bart:

Well, actually the bear just ate his hat.

Krusty:

Was it a nice hat?

Bart:

Oh, yeah.

Krusty:

Oh, my God! [sobs even harder than before] Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth... TIJUANA!!!!

Campers:

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Crooner:

South of the border - down Mexico way.

That's where I fell in love, when stars above came out to play.

And now as I wonder - my thoughts ever stray.

South of the border - down Mexico way.

She was a picture - in old Spanish lace,

And just for a tender while, I kissed a smile - upon her face.

For it was fiesta - and we were so gay,

South of the border - Mexico way.

Those mission bells told me that I must not stray,

South of the border - down Mexico way.

Gracie Films Logo

[Mariachi version of the Gracie Films logo plays]

Mexicans:

¡Olé!

Behind the Laughter

"South of the Border" is a real song, best known for its performance by Frank Sinatra.

Appearances

• Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

Songs in the Key of Springfield
The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)