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KrustyCo Inc.

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KrustyCo Inc.
Company Information

KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows and films

Image Name Type Notes
The Krusty the Clown Show.png The Krusty the Clown Show TV show The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy.
KrustyKK.png Krusty Komedy Klassics TV special
KKCS2S.png Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials TV special Ended up in a blimp accident.
Last Gasp.png Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown TV series Brief late night series when Lisa takes over The Krusty the Clown Show.
The Krusty Movie Film
The Jokes We Stolen Book By Krusty the Clown
Your Shoe's Too Big to Kickbox God.png Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God Biography Ghostwritten by John Updike
KrustyCon Convention A convention on all things Krusty.[1]

Albums

Image Name Type Notes
Kroon Along with Krusty!.png
 Kroon Along with Krusty! Album Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein.
Klowns Klezmer!.png
 Krusty Klowns Klezmer! Album The album is on sale at King Toot's and features "The Dreidel Song" and "The Other Dreidel Song".[2]
Krustophenia.png
 Krustophenia Album Krusty complained about the Simpsons getting a hit album while Krustophenia just sat on the shelf.[3]

Locations

Image Name Type Notes
Krusty Burger.png Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield. One located on an offshore oil rig.
Krustylu Studios.png Krustylu Studios TV studios Located on the Channel 6 studio lot
Clown College.png Krusty's Clown College Adult education Taken over by the Springfield Mafia.
Krustyland Amusement Park.png Krustyland Amusement Park Amusement park Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line
Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids Children's home At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out.

Merchandise

Toys

  • Krusty Doll
  • Krusty Giant Toy Drum[4]
  • Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
  • Krusty Punch Doll[4]
  • Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
  • Krusty Monopoly
  • Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
  • Krusty the Klown Action Figures
    • Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
    • Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
    • Daredevil Krusty.
  • Krusty ballons[4]


Food and Drink

  • Absolut Krusty
  • Krusty-O's
  • Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute
  • Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel[5] (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
  • Frosty Krusty Flakes[4]
  • Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
  • Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
  • Krusty's Famous Sauce
  • Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
  • Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
  • Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
  • Krusty Soda
  • Krusty Fried Chicken
  • Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
  • Krusty Kosher Ham
  • Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
  • Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
  • Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher, Too!)
  • Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
  • Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
  • Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
  • Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
  • Krusty Secret Sauce
  • Krustyshake
  • Krusty Kreamy-Os
  • Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
  • Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
  • Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
  • Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
  • The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")
  • Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ [1]
  • Krusty Mug[4]
  • Krusty baby bottle[4]
  • Krusty Chips[6]
  • Krusty Soda
  • Krusty Beef Jerky[7]
  • Krusty Ham[8]
  • Krusty Wieners
  • Krustaceans[9]
  • Krusty Charms[10]

Clothes, bags and accesories

  • Krusty Costume[4]
  • Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
  • Krusty Lunchboxes[4]
  • Krusty T-Shirts[4]
  • Krusty tote bag[4]
  • Krusty Slippers[4]
  • Krusty Towel[4]

Electronics and Furniture

Stationary

  • Krusty Pencil Tops[4]
  • Krusty Posters
  • Krusty greeting cards
  • Krusty Calculator
  • Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

Misc.

  • Krusty Handguns
  • Krusty the Clown Fan Club
  • Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
  • Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
  • Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
  • Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
  • Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue ("Now with 15% fewer toxic fumes!")[17]
  • Clone at Home Kit[18]

Non-Canon

References

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 The Krusty Book
  2. ↑ From King Toot's Holiday Album Bargain Bin!
  3. ↑ "Behind the Laughter"
  4. ↑ 4.00 4.01 4.02 4.03 4.04 4.05 4.06 4.07 4.08 4.09 4.10 4.11 4.12 4.13 4.14 4.15 4.16 4.17 4.18 4.19 Krusty Gets Busted" Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; name "KGB" defined multiple times with different content
  5. ↑ "Kamp Krusty"
  6. ↑ Cabin Fervor
  7. ↑ Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular
  8. ↑ Virtual Bart
  9. ↑ "Trust but Clarify"
  10. ↑ "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
  11. ↑ Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
  12. ↑ "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
  13. ↑ "I Love Lisa"
  14. ↑ "Coming to Homerica"
  15. ↑ "Moonshine River"
  16. ↑ Man vs. Beast vs. Food
  17. ↑ Homer vs. the Wallpaper
  18. ↑ Clone Alone
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