Principal Simpson!/Quotes
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- Gary Chalmers: The school is out of control, Skinner!
- Seymour Skinner: Well, actually, sir, as you can see, I had just caught the culprit in the act when you...
- Gary Chalmers: I'll bet anyone could do a better job as principal than you... ....even this little boy!
- Bart: Me, Superintendent Chalmers?
- Seymour Skinner: Sir, I hardly think Bart Simpson has what it takes to run the...
- Gary Chalmers: Then it's settled, Skinner! Tomorrow, the boy will be principal for one day... and you'll be his student!
- Seymour Skinner: Whuh-what? But he's the one who squirted the--
- Bart: Don't worry, Seymour! Play by the rules, and you and I will get along just fine!
- Seymour Skinner: [Groan] Did you hide my car keys?
- Agnes: Driving is for grownups! You're riding the bus with your little friends! Now take your lunch and get out you pathetic man-child!
- Bart: Problem, Seymour?
- Seymour Skinner: It was so awful! They had tape!
- Bart: Frankly, I don't know how to make you get along with others. Maybe we need... ...a parent conference.
- Seymour Skinner: Nooo!
- Bart: Attention! Attention! Will the following students... ...report to the prinipcal's office. I.P. Daley, Anita Bath. Tanya Hyde. Dan Druff---
- Bart: Attention! Attention! By the power vested in me as acting principal... ...school's out early!
