'Zertz

'Zertz

Location Information Use: Restaurant Employees: Squeaky-voiced teen

'Zertz is an all-desert restaurant in Springfield.

History

During the open night mic at 'Zertz, Homer performed using an electric guitar. Lisa introduced him as the original "Ace of Bass". While playing, his name instead said "Homer Simpson, Ass of Bass". Bart and Lisa, as well as customers, all laughed at this. After failing to pull his name down, his trousers fell down.

Appearances

• Episode – "Covercraft" (deleted scene)

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