Dolph & Nelson Ponder Their Existence/Quotes

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Dolph: Let him know the pain of truth, friend!

Martin: Oof!

Nelson: ...

Martin: Why didn't you laugh?

Nelson: I---i just didn't feel like it?

Martin: Is my misery not good enough for you?

Dolph: Are you okay? it appears your enthusiasm for justice is waning...

Nelson: I guess my heart's just not in it anymore. Dolph, have you ever wanted something... more from life?

Dolph: Let's put this all behind us. Let's start again.

Ralph: It is I, your new king, Ralph! With this scepter I anoint my first knight!

Martin: Grrr!! Oof!

Sound: Sock!

Nelson: What of the lives we dreamt of, Dolph? What of our future?

Dolph: We didn't choose this duty, it chose us.

Nelson: Agreed it is our cross to bear.

Seymour Skinner: Where som