| "The Musical Fruit"
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| Song Information
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The Musical Fruit is a song written by Mozart.
Lyrics
- (Onstage, we see chorus dressed as knights and ladies-in-waiting. Behind them, a devil stirs a large crock of beans.)
- Knights:
- Beans, oh beans,
- Delicious in your mouth!
- Ladies in Waiting:
- But, watch out,
- When beans come out down south!
- Female Soloist:
- Tooting! Some call it pooting,
- It's air polluting,
- The gas comes shoo-oo-ting!
- Right from your butt, butt, buuutt,
- butt, butt, buuutt, butt, butt, buuutt, butt!
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