This Blood's for You

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The Itchy & Scratchy Show Episode Information Pun: "This Bud's for You"

Itchy & Scratchy: This Blood's for You is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show and a Simpsons Comics story that originally appeared in Simpsons Comics 14. The story was later reprinted in the collections Simpsons Comics Simpsorama, Simpsons Comics On Parade and Simpsons Classics 8.

Synopsis

Itchy and Scratchy are employees at the Nuff Brewery, and Itchy takes the opportunity to have some violent mischief at Scratchy's expense.

Plot

Itchy spies an opportunity for mischief.

Itchy and Scratchy are working at the Nuff Beer Brewery: Itchy as a tour guide and Scratchy at putting ingredients into various vats. Scratchy carries a bag of hops past Itchy's tour group, then climbs a ladder to the rim of the hops masher and begins pouring the bag's contents into the masher. Itchy, watching Scratchy, gets an idea. He shakes up a bottle of beer, opens the top and directs the resulting jet of beer at Scratchy, knocking him off of the ladder. Scratchy falls into the hops masher, where the masher's whirling blades cut him to pieces. Scratchy's pieces then appear in a tank of freshly brewed beer, to the considerable amusement of the mice in Itchy's tour group. An eye, ear and toe make it to the bottling equipment and end up in bottles of beer on a conveyer belt, as the bottles are capped and shipped.

Later, Itchy is at home. He opens his refrigerator, takes out a bottle of Nuff Beer, and is disgusted to find Scratchy's eye floating in it. He composes an angry letter to Nuff which reads:

Dear Nuff Brewmeisters,

I was recently peeved to discover a stray eyeball floating in a bottle of your beer.

If restitution is not made for my grief and suffering, you will be hearing from my attorney.

Fondly,

Itchy

Restitution arrives in the form of a Nuff Beer truck, driven by a heavily-bandaged Scratchy, who is still missing an eye and an ear. Itchy laughs as Scratchy staggers to his front door, carrying several cases of Nuff.