Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe/Quotes
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- Moe [to Dr. Hibbert]: You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
- Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) What do you mean?
- Moe: I mean take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro Moe.
- Dr. Hibbert: What your asking is completely unethical. No licensed physician would preform that operation.
- [Scene cuts to Dr. Nick about to put the anesthesia mask on Moe)
- Dr. Nick: Now close your eyes and when you wake up you will be a woman.
- Moe: No, no, no, no, no! I-I wanna be shorter, for a woman.
- Dr. Nick: Uh oh. I mixed you up with the last guy.
- [A shortened Mr. Largo walks in]
- Mr. Largo: (screams) I look nothing like Julie Newmar!
- Moe: (answers the phone) Moe's rat-free tavern. Oh, uh, hey, Marge. Yeah, yeah Homer's here. [Homer gestures "no"] Oh, oh you want Homer! Oh, I'm sorry I thought you meant "Himmler." Heinrich Himmler. You know, the guy who invented the "Heimlich Manure?"
- Marge: Those are two different people!
- Moe: Yeah, well, they're both here and neither one is your husband. This press conference is over. (hangs up the phone)
