Lisa Gets an "A"/Quotes
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Opening:
Bart: "Mom, I'm starving. Can we get something to eat?"
Marge: "That is the third time you have asked me this week. The previous 2 times, I said NO, but just this once, I'll say YES. Homer?"
Homer: "I think I see a local store right over there. Let's go shopping!"
Shop scene:
Homer: "Oooooooh! (laughs) Ice cream! (tries reaching the top, but only grabs the top hinge. He grunts.) Oh, crap. Lisa?"
Lisa: "(sighs) What do you want now?"
Homer: "Honey, I can't quite reach the ice cream. Can you help?"
Lisa: "Well OK, just this once. (gets stuffed into the freezer.)"
What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?:
Lisa: "(sighs) I'm never going to be able to complete the test now."
Bart: "Think, Bart, Think. What would Radioactive Man do? (snaps his fingers) I got it! Come with me."
Lisa: "But, Bart, I'm not allowed in the boy's toile...NELSON MUNTZ?!"
Bart: "My God! What is Nelson Muntz doing in the toilets?"
Nelson: "Ha ha! You came this way just to see me selling school answers?! Security!"
Lisa: "But, Nelson, you don't have a security."
Nelson: "Password!"
Bart: "Uh...Crap, boobs, crap?"
Lisa: "Bart! Think of a more sensible password next time."
Nelson: "Too bad! The password was "Nelson rules!" Okay, I'll sell you a test answer for just $18."
Lisa: "Thank you! Better run off before Principal Skinner sees me."
Lisa is in trouble!:
Principal Skinner: "Now, tell me, how did you get an A+++?"
Lisa: "Well, I borrowed a test answer off Nelson, and then..."
Principal Skinner: "Take a look at our new scoreboard! (plays "Charge!")
Principal Skinner: "Also good news...Our computer lab actually has a computer in it!"
Ralph: "Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learning."
PINCHY'S BOILING!:
Marge: "What's that smell?"
Homer: "Don't worry, Marge. I put Pinchy in a nice warm bath."
Bart: "Hey, what's that delicious smell?"
Homer: "PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (wails, shuts door.)
