Bart the Lover/Quotes
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- A depressed Edna Krabappel has ended her work day at Springfield Elementary and is doing errands. She first sees a car mechanic to see why her car is acting up. Mechanic tastes a substance from her gas tank.
- Mechanic: Just as I thought, sugar! Your ex-husband has struck again.
- Mrs. Krabappel buys goods at Kwik-E-Mart.
- Apu: Would you like anything else?
- Edna Krabappel: One Scratch & Win, Apu.
- Edna Krabappel scratches off lottery ticket at counter.
- Apu: So will you remain in teaching?
- Edna scratches off ticket to reveal a losing combination of a lemon, a prune, and a cherry.
- Edna Krabappel: At least until tomorrow.
- Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
- Todd: Hell no.
- Flanders family gasps
- Maude: What did you say?
- Todd: I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
- Ned: Alright, that is it young man. No Bible stories for you tonight.
- Todd runs to his room crying.
- Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
- Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
- Jimmy: "Hey, what gives?"
- Jimmy's Dad: "You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc Jimmy. Well now your car has no battery."
- Jimmy: "But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by 6:00. I better give her a call."
- Jimmy's Dad: "Sorry Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones."
- Jimmy: "Dear God! What have I done?"
- (Jimmy pulls out a gun and points it to his head and fires)
- Jimmy's Dad: "Think again Jimmy. You see the firing pin in your gun was made out of…yep…zinc."
- Jimmy: "Come back zinc, Come Back!!"
- Bart is watching an old-time black & white movie to get inspriration for his love letters.
- Frenchman: A million poets working for a thousand years could not succeed at describing even ⅜ of your beauty.
- Bart: Whoa! Slow down Frenchy, this stuff is gold!
- Woodrow: "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."
- Ned: "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."
- Homer: "What the hell are you talking about?"
- Ned: That is it. Your swearing is having a negative influence on my son.
- Homer: Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like...your mustache!
- Ned: OK, fair is fair. Tell you what. If you get rid of the potty mouth then I will get rid of the soup-strainer. It is a deal!
- Homer: Stupid Flanders, telling me I should not swear!
- Marge: You know Homer, you have let a lot of colorful idioms fly loose, and I am worried it will be a bad influence on the kids.
- Homer: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
- Marge: You could try one thing my parents did. When my father got out of the Navy he cussed a blue streak. So my mother set it up that every time he swore he had to deposit 25¢ into a swear jar. That broke his swearing!
- Homer: "Damn crappy nails! Superglue my butt!"
