Take My Wife, Sleaze/Quotes

Quotes

Meathook: (to Homer) You and me, in the circle of death!

Marge: Oh, I just swept the circle of death!

[Apu has just chased Homer's biker gang away with a broom.]

Manjula: You promised me no more brooms.

Apu: I know that is not your way, but we're in America now.

Johnny Bobby: Doctors threw a party at the loony bin, You gotta be crazy if you want to get in,

Napoleon is playing his imaginary sax,

The dance floor's filling up with maniacs!

Let's rock. Do the Mental House rock!

If you'll dance with the Doc,

He'll give you electro shock!

If you'll dance with the Doc,

He'll give you electro shock!

Slam! slam! slam!

Bart: [reading the note from the biker gang] "We had a good time crashing at your pad."

Homer: Awwww.

Bart: "PS: We've taken your old lady."

Homer: D'oh!