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Announcer: Coming up next on "The Perry Stinger Show" ...children who conspire to do away with their fathers.

Perry Stinger: So, I'll just ask the kids on the panel... Ricky, why did you plan to kill your own dad?

Homer: Whaaah!

Ricky: Well, he's always bugging me, setting rules and stuff. I just figured it was time for him to go.

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Perry Stinger: Tragic. What about you, Sandra? Why did you try to eliminate your father?

Homer: Nyah-ah-ah!

Sandra: He's not sensitive to my needs. He never listens to me.

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Perry Stinger: So very sad. And the same question to little Molly, here?

Molly: Daddy go bye-bye!

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Marge: Now, Homer... I told you this was a bad spot for a lamp!