Reality TV/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Hey Dad, if a man got exposed to radiation in real life, would he get super powers?

Homer: That depends. Do you consider baldness a super power?

Bart: Maybe. Is it possible for a man to survive with a jagged shard of metal stuck in his head?

Homer: Let me see... I knew a guy who had that happen to him once. No, wait. It was a hot gooey marshmallow stuck to the roof of his mouth. He didn't die, but it did make him talk funny.

Announcer: Tonight on Bikini Beach, lifeguard Nikki stops a gang of nuclear terrorists in time to compete in the Miss Sandybottoms swimsuit competition!

Bart: Whoa-ho! You're right, Homer! Reality is better than fantasy!

Homer: And your mother says I never teach you anything.