We Love To Smoke

We Love to Smoke is a song originally meant for the episode "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" sung by Patty and Selma Bouvier, but it was cut for time. A demo recording exists of the song featuring Julie Kavner singing with just a piano, guitar, bass, and drums without a full orchestra. It was to be a parody of the song "I Love to Laugh" from the film Mary Poppins and also contains a reference to another song from that film, "Chim Chim Cherr-ee". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the first bonus track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Patty:

We love to smoke. (wheezes)

Selma:

Till our lungs turn gray.

We love to smoke. (wheezes)

Patty:

Seventy packs a day.

(Selam coughs)

Patty:

We love to smoke! (wheezes)

Selma:

Like a chim-chiminey.

Although, we'll croak (wheezes)

Patty:

Before 2003.

(Patty and Selma wheeze and cough until the end of the song)