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Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield
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| Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield
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Once Upon a Weasel in Springfield is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Snitchy the Weasel to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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Do I have to do another video shoot?!
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As our internet security mascot who rats out illegal activity, we need video updates to stay current with what people are doing online.
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Nothing's changed!
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It's changed for the worse. Take a look at this file.
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*reads the file*
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I'm gonna be sick. Why doesn't anything ever change for the better?
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Task: "Make Snitchy Have a Breakdown". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Take His Medicine and His "Medicine"". The job takes place at ZiffCorp Office Building, ZiffCorp Sign, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Snitchy, are you okay?!
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Humans are terrible.
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How can you stand this stuff?
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I mix my hypertension medicine with a slug of whiskey. It dissolves thirty minutes of anything in my brain.
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There's not enough medicine and whiskey in the world to burn away what I just saw. I'm not doing this anymore!
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You can't quit! You're under contract...
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Uh-oh, medicine and whiskey kicking in. Where am I? What just happened?
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You just let me out of my contract.
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Have a nice day, sir.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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Now I gotta find something else to do around town.
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Hey Louie, did you flip the flapjacks at Frankie's flophouse?
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Right after I greased the wheels at Tightlips' tea party.
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The one with the rubber duckies and the silent canaries?
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Yeah, but keep it under your fedora. We don't want the big cheese turning into a hot potato.
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I don't understand a thing they're saying, but I want to hang with them so bad!
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| Task: "Make Snitchy Follow Enforcers Around". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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What the hell are you? And why are you following us?
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I used to be a mascot for a software product that rats people out online. And to your second question: Never mind!
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Nobody likes a rat!
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I'm not a rat, I'm a weasel! Not that that's better.
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But I know how to keep my mouth shut and I do cute animal mascot things! *starts juggling bagels*
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*kicks the door open* Hands up, boys! This is a bust!
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Cops?! How did you find us?
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We cracked your "flipping the flapjacks at Frankie's flophouse" code!
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Hold up — is that a ferret juggling donuts?
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I'm a weasel juggling bagels.
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Still. It's really entertaining!
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I hope he drops a bagel toward me.
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Task: "Make Snitchy Juggle Bagels". The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Watch the Weasel". The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes .
If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Sneak Out the Back" (x2). The job takes place at Luigi's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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All right, Chief, we're here with backup! Where'd the gangsters go?
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*eating bagel* I dunno. I was mesmerized by the weasel juggling bagels.
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I don't see any weasel.
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*chewing* And in a couple of seconds you're not going to see any bagels!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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You shoulda been there, boss! Snitchy juggled bagels and Wiggum couldn't pay attention to nothin' else.
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Is that what happened, Johnny?
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I got nothin' to add.
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Well, fellas, looks like we got a new mascot — Snitchy the Weasel!
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Not so fast, Tony!
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Wiggum?!
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We cracked your word jumble codes and it led us right to you! Now hands up!
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Hey, Chief! Look at this. *balances on top of a unicycle while eating a cannoli*
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Ammmm-azing! And the unicycle isn't bad either.
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Let us vamoose, boys!
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Task: "Make Snitchy Perform Amusing Antics". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Be Amused by Antics". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If any Wise Guys are owned: Task: "Make Wise Guys Flee the Scene" (x3). The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Okay Chief, backup is here. Where are the bad guys?
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Aw, crud! Not again, Chief!
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Food-based entertainment is my weakness.
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And that's my cue to scoot! *promptly crashes unicycle*
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Foiled by the worthless unicycle.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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Fat Tony's gang may have flown the coop but we caught their chicken...which happens to be a weasel!
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This weasel never talks, coppers!
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Aw, come on. Your name is Snitchy the Weasel. It's all you've known for your whole life!
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Snitch, Snitchy, snitch!
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Snitch! Snitch! Snitch!
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I hate my name! Stop it! Stop it!
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| Task: "Make Snitchy Try Not to Snitch". The job takes 4 hours.
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Okay, I'm "jonesing" for a snitch. I'll talk!
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They're heading to their stash of stolen VCRs in the backroom at the Gilded Truffle!
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Good snitch, Snitchy. Now don't you feel better?
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I feel amazing! I love my lowlife life!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Snitchy the Weasel's exclamation mark
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We got you now, Fat Tony!
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And this time you don't have a hypnotic treat-juggling mascot to distract me!
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Snitchy the Weasel! You...you snitched on us?
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How do I not see these things coming?
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It, uh, wasn't me, boss! It was...Frankie the Squealer!
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What?! No! Snitchy the Snitch has become Snitchy the LIAR!
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Unless I did do it...
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Task: "Make Snitchy Frame Frankie the Squealer". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Frankie the Squealer is owned: Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Wonder If He Did It". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Make Frankie Take the Fall". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Celebrate an Actual Win". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Be Surprised They Arrested Anyone". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Boss, I swear it was Snitchy the Weasel! How can I convince you it wasn't me who squealed?
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Your name is Frankie the SQUEALER!
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I wish my parents had put more thought into naming me.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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