School Holiday Boredom/Quotes
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< School Holiday Boredom
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- Lisa: Bart, it's only the second day of half term holidays. How can you be bored already?
- Bart: Mum won't let me watch TV.
- Lisa: Well, I'm filling the lonely hours away from school by trying out career ideas, like "Crusading Civil Rights/Environmental Lawyer". I'm also operating a model, communal, organic farm. This tractor is solar-powered. It's going to be tough to find a way to make a fair profit and offer free daycare, but that's what half terms are for.
- Lisa: What about you Bart, how are you planning to make the best use of your half terms?
- Bart: I'd like to try out a career, too. How about slot jockey? All you need are a pair of sweat pants, a cup full of nickels, and a taste for adventure.
- Lisa: You're too young.
- Bart: How about surly, short-order cook?
- Lisa: You can't cook!
- Bart: Fiendish-but-lovable con man?
- Lisa: It's illegal!
- Bart: How about Top Gun crop duster. Neeeeeeeeooow!
- Lisa: Bart!!!
- Homer: I thought your mother said no TV?
- Bart: Lisa talked her out of it.
- Homer: She'll make a heckuva lawyer someday.
