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	Season 8 Episode Quotes
← "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"	163 "The Springfield Files"	"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" 164 →

Bart: (telling a scary story) ...and that's how much money college will cost for Maggie.

Homer: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Mr. Burns: La la, la la la la (skips off into the woods)

Dr. Nick: The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.

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Mr Burns: Yes, and now that I'm back to normal I don't bring you peace and love I bring you hate and...

Dr Nick: Time for a booster! (Jabs needle in Burns)

Mr Burns (in happy state): Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...

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Squeaky Voiced Teen: I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight, and keep watching the skis! ... I mean, skies.

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Mulder: What's the point of this experiment?

Scully: No point, I just thought he could stand to lose some weight.

Mulder: His jiggling is almost, hypnotic!

Scully: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

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Mulder: Look at this Scully. There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

Scully: Well, gee Mulder. There's also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.

Mulder: I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that.