Burns, Baby Burns/Quotes
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- After learning the train has been delayed in Waynesport
- Montgomery Burns: Hmm, this could take a good while. Opens crystal bottle of brandy Smithers, how about you get drunk and prance around for my amusement?
- Waylon Smithers: I will be a one-man conga line, sir.
- Larry: "Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I've never seen a guy with a walk-in mailbox. I mean he's rich. Hey, who am I talking to?"
- Larry rings doorbell of Burns residence. Mr. Burns answers
- Montgomery Burns: Who are you? How dare you interrupt my lime rickey!
- Larry: I...uh...am...
- Mr. Burns{interrupting curtly}: You are what?! Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Keen on Jesus? Out with it!
- Larry: Mr. Burns, I am your son!
