Mother Simpson/Quotes

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Mona Simpson's flashback. Hippies have attacked Mr. Burns business

Mr. Burns: My Germs, my precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance! Whoever did this will never get past m--

Burns is knocked down by a rushing group of Hippies

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Hippy: "Hurry up man! This electric van only has twenty minutes of juice left!"

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Homer: "Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you-Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass!"

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Bill Gannon: "How does it happen Joe?"

Joe Friday: "How does what happen?"

Bill Gannon: "How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises?"

Joe Friday: "Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral, her end justified the means."

Bill Gannon: "Gee, Joe. You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam."

Joe Friday: "It's a pain that never ends."